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Happy Easter!Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?A. It has 4 rabbits' feet. Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A. A bunion. Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A. A harenet. Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: Why are people always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a march Q: What grows between your nose and chin? A: Tulips (Two Lips). Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A: A smarty pants. Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A: A receding hareline. Q: How do you catch a unique bunny? A: UNIQUE UP ON IT! Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? A: You're one hot chick! Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it. Q: Why is the letter A like a flower? A: A bee comes after it.
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